Top News Story: Escape Velocity 637.0.1 updater fixes small bug with version 637.0 that affects users of clock-chipped NanoQuad 3000 memetic bio-gel processors.

Business News: The Internet Company reports a record number of planets are now connected to the Confederation Subspace Network.

Technology News: Hardbank ComHugeDex planning largest technology convention in the galaxy.

Today’s Top Story: Nanotech conglomerate Ambrosia ConSoftCorp president Andrew Welch XXXVII announces “No Bath ’Til Beta.”

Environmental News: Earth biologists report that the once common mosquito is now extinct.

Top News: Corporate mega-giant Ambrosia ConSoftCorp has purchased yet another planet, which is scheduled to be renamed “Hector’s World.”

Midnight Star News: Elvis is still alive!

Consumer News: Sky & Track’s hovercar of the year - The Jupiter 8

Weather: Due to glaciers, school on Samson’s Planet is cancelled for the 6,378th day in a row.

Technology News: Orchard Computers releases new version of its 5-D Graphical User Interface.

Entertainment News: ConHugeSoft releases “Classic Video Games” package including old favorites such as Pong, Maelstrom, and Avara.

Reader Survey: 30% of Martian citizens believe the first moon landing was a hoax.

Entertainment News: Dick Clark to host this year’s Intergalactic Grammy Awards.

Business News: CDX Starworks given contract to develop new starfighter.

News Update: Transmissions from 20th-century Voyager spacecraft received - “Less talk, more rock.”

Top News Story: Communication received from lost 20th-century spacecraft “Voyager.”

Travel Update: Earth transport tube from London to Boston closed due to strange odor.

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Environmental News: Lecithin tanker spills off the coast of Locari, Levo.